Guest Blogger

This was just too funny.  I had to share.  I stole it (I hope it's really not stealing) from lightrefreshmentsserved web site.  I laughed so hard.  I think I relate to it a little too much...

Guest Post: Lorinda

IamLoW June 27th, 2008 parenting   quiz

It’s Friday, which means we welcome another guest blogger. This is Lorinda, and she is funny!

My name is Lorinda. I grew up in South Carolina, lived in Utah for the first 10 years of my marriage and now live in Savannah, Georgia. I am a mother to five. I have three teenagers (one awaiting his mission papers), a 7- and 9-year-old. And… I love to blog. Her blog is here.

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A Quiz (I hope you pass)

1. If I was… I mean, If some random mother was… caught text messaging while my… I mean someone’s 16 year old son was teaching the Family Home Evening lesson, does that mean:
a) she had something very important to discuss with her sister and it couldn’t wait
b) she’s a bad example…very, very bad example
c) this mom has maturity issues
d) this mom was just showing the 16-year-old what NOT to do when others are trying to teach Family Home Evening

2. If I had ‘words’ with my teenage daughter and it ended in a huff and I ran into my room and slammed the door and turned up the radio as high as it would go, does this mean:
(did I say I? I meant, ‘a mother’)
a) this mom was in a hurry to go listen to music
b) this mom just likes loud music and the wind blew her door shut, no really
c) this mom has maturity issues
d) this mom just wanted to beat her daughter at her own game

3. If some mother (and this has never happened to me yesterday) went in her room to “read” and to “hide and eat candy” and her kids came in to talk and discovered it under the covers and she STILL tried to keep the candy for herself, does this mean:
a) her health depended on her getting all those servings of peanut butter cups
b) this mom has sharing issues
c) this mom shares EVERYTHING and she just wanted a little something to herself
d) this mom was looking for the ‘talk on sharing’ by her 16-year-old son, just to test him and make sure she taught him well

4. If, when a teenage daughter is pouting in her room with the music turned up as high as her CD player will go, and her mom pushes open the door with her bum and backs into the room shaking her booty, does this mean:
a) she just took the opportunity to Jazz-ercise
b) her daughter always invites her into her room for some dancin’- they’re cool like that
c) listen, this mom just can’t help it, when she hears music, she dances!
d) if mom dancing in your room makes you not want to play your music so loud, then mom made her point

5. If, when a fad takes over a teenagers common sense and then mom either walks around for the day with her pants below her bum or her bangs hanging over one eye, or whatever, does that mean:
a) this mom just wants to be hip
b) this mom can’t accept she’s 38
c) she admired her kids fashion statements
d) this mom is fighting fire with fire

Answers
1. Is D. D as in DUH, what mom would get caught texting unless she was trying to teach a lesson. Psht.
2. D again. As in duh again, because really, it’s called ‘taking away their thunder’ and sometimes you just need to.
3. D of course. As in duh of course. I was just testing him. Really. And he passed. He gave a very good speech on sharing and that’s all I wanted to hear. It’s called reassurance that he’s listening and learning.
4. D. Duh. And a little bit of C, but whatever…..
5. D- uhhhhh, nothing will ruin a fashion statement faster than mom doing it. Trust me, it works every time. Heavens help me the day I have to get a mohawk.

Panda

I'm learning how to present my painting.

I'm a REAL artist?

Oh My Gosh... Today at church the Relief Society President approached me and asked me to Paint a big picture for the Relief Society room of women serving women.....  I'm so out of my league on this one!  I said "I would try".  I'm going to have to paint people!!  That's alot harder than something organic like say, flowers.  Susan I need your help on this one!  I don't know why they thought I could do that lol!  I feel like I need to give it my best effort though.  So I will.  They also want me to come in and talk to the ladies when I finish it so I can present it to them and tell them about my inspiration.  Oh mannnn.....

My mom came over for a bit tonight.  It was the first time she saw my new hair.  She said nothing about it after being here for a while so I said to her "mom you haven't mentioned my new hair".  She said  "it's blonde" lol.   I wonder if she likes it....... lol 

help

I have to do Sharing Time in Primary on Sunday and I'm drawing a complete blank.  The theme for June is The Temple.  Thoughts, ideas?

I'll have more fun???

OMGosh look what I did today.  Megan, I just want to be you.  I went to get my hair highlighted and cut today.  My normal amount of highlights, nothing dramatic AND I loved (my niece) Megans haircut that Jonathan gave her so much I decided to be brave and have bangs cut like her.  So the hairstylist must have seen Megan in my head and just went for it!  Are you creeped out Megan?lol  I'm ubber blonde like Megan!  Only I don't have her golden skin that is so pretty with her natural blonde hair.  My mom is gonna hate it...

around the house

Pictures I took tonight of Sophia and Jack.  

Jack enjoying his ice cream and showing me his BIG muscles.

My baby

I love that crazy hair and those baby lips...

Where are You?????

Jaylene!?!?!  Christy?!?!?  Susan!??!  Where are you guys?!?!  Don't you think it's a little unfair to just partake of our blogs but put out none of your own??  C, mom, it's EASY and it's fun!  You know you want to........  PLEASE?!?!  I need more blogs on my list so I don't look like such a loser...

Congratulations Jonathan!!!!!!

This is my little brother Jonathan.  Isn't he cute?  I need some better pictures of him.  This picture was taken last summer from our cruise through Beverly Hills in a sweet convertible 12 passenger van.  We had so much fun laughing at ourselves in that polig rig and seeing peoples reactions to it.  Anyway, I'm writing this post to congratulate Jonathan.  So, congratulations Jonathan!!!  He graduated from hair stylist school yesterday.  (I'm gonna have stylin hair the rest of my life).  He did it with(at times) compromised health and while working full time.  I know we'll be seeing him and hearing about him in magazines and on tv.  He's super talented, creative and he's just cool like 'dat!  I love him so much and I'm really happy and excited for him!  I love you Jonathan!!!

John, a good friend and a dandelion

A Poem by Jaylene Wood

Wind rushing past my ears

whispering an unspoken wish,

my arm resting on my good friend, Rocky.  

  Parts of the dandelion wish tumbling gently down, 

down upon my friend, 

my friend laying in the grass. 

 The wind whispers to my friend and he smiles. 

 Time stands still.

With all the strong men around here, we were able to get our hot tub in position at our current house.  That thing is HUGE...

Brandon B. with his clone Michael Angel.  He is the smiliest baby and SO cute!!

Megans Husband, Chris and their baby Neamiah.

My boy, Christopher and Luke Butler.

Summer Fun

So everyone is white water rafting right now.  I didn't go.  I've been several times and I wanted to get some things done.  It's hard for me to get anything done (including simple things like dishes) when I've got company.  I just want to hang out and play.  Megan (Wendys' daughter) Chris, their new baby and Brandon (Wendys son), Celina and their two kids all left last night and this morning.  It was so fun to see them all and see how much little Sean has grown and meet the two new babies.  It's so weird to think that Wendy is a grandma.  She is lovin it though and I can see why.  Megan is such a good new mom.  She's so loving and attentive.  No big surprise there.  She seems really happy and that's good to see.  She has had quite the tramatic last couple of years as has all the Butlers with the lose of Michelle.  So it's good to see them having fun together again.  Last night Wendy, Amanda (my sis in law), Jodie (sis in law) and I all watched P.S. I love you at Robert and Jodies house.  They have an awesome theatre room with the reclining theatre seats and everything.  That movie was a big tear jerker.  It made it more so I think with Michelles death being fresh.  A really good movie though.  I'm not sure what the plans are when everyone gets back.  They should be back pretty soon.  The rafting is in Bend.  The Butlers want to go horseback riding sometime this week.  Maybe friday.  Rocky (wendys husband) and John (mine) are going to go to the coast tomorrow to go golfing.  It's Johns birthday.  Wendy and I might float down the river while the guys are golfing.  I'll keep my blog updated...

waterfalls

Our bike and waterfall day trip with my sister Wendy Butler and my brother Andy Moss' families.

Since we were in Indian country we painted ourselves with warpaint before taking on the natural water slides.

Good times with the Butlers

A few pictures from our weekend with the Butlers here.  Most of the outdoor pictures are from our "Polima Plunge" day trip.  We biked down a mountain stopping and hiking into some water falls along the way.  The water was SOOOO cold.  Straight from the snow melt, not far away.

MOTHER OF THE YEAR!!!

Hold your applause.  There's been an upset!  They've taken Dina Lohans' (lindseys mom) award away and given yours truly the distinguished title of Mother of the year!  How did I finally receive this recognition you ask?  It takes a special kind of woman with a knack for organization: a woman with a meticulous eye for detail;  a woman with a keen ability to sense her childrens needs;  a woman with a huge zit on her check that sucks every brain cell (that she has left) out.  I was in the front running for the award but yesterdays events put me over the top!  

My sweet little Branson worked so hard all year long learning his math,  coloring some awesome shark pictures,  learning his sounds, eventually able to sound out and READ many many words.  He's mastered and experienced the ins and outs of a farm (he's an expert on pig noses).  He's become somewhat of an expert (through much trial and error) on self control (what it means) and he knows exactly what happens when you plant a sunflower seed and water it.  My little Branson deserves much praise and recognition for a job well done!  A special special day with lots of pomp and circumstance.  A day to stand up and sing for his parents; a day to set out his many works of art and writtings to share with all who passes by.  A day where his mom follows his every move ready to forever capture the moment digitally.  A day where his teacher presents him with an official document of graduation from Kindergarten.  Proof you're now a first grader.   My sweet little Branson had most of that day yesterday only with one tiny thing missing.... MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

I THOUGHT IT WAS TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

My skills as a mother have out shined Dina Lohans!

Bikini follow up

Emily shared my blog with her friends in computer lab today.   She specifically shared the post about them in their bikinis.   She loves to make me look bad or uncomfortable.   I drove those same friends home from school today.   Good times... Guess I don't need to talk to anybody now...

punishment

This picture is a couple of years old. Sometimes  when Christopher and Emily would fight  I would make them hug until I said they could stop.  I let them stop when they were both laughing.  Christopher enjoyed making his sister feel uncomfortable.

Grandpa Casler

I found My old camera today.  The card in it had never been down loaded.  It's fun to discover old pictures of the kids that you haven't seen before.  This little video is precious.  This is Branson with his great grandpa Casler a couple of months before he passed away.  Grandpa was the most amazing man and I grew to love him very much because of how good he was to my kids.  I've never seen a man play with and take so much interest in any children ever.  He was so full of patience and love.  This was a typical scene in grandpas workshop.  Always thinking of ways to teach and spend time with his grandchildren.  Towards the end of the video he says "this is the best part of being 80".  Our grandpa is truly loved and missed by us.

Bikini Action at the Wileys!

Today was a little crazy.  I guess most saturdays are.  With summer coming shortly, everyday will be.  That's okay.  That's actually something I usually enjoy.  I suppose coming from a family of 9 kids makes the chaos feel like home.  Anyway, Emily (who is 12) had 5 or 6 little girls over most of the day.  They all wanted to go swimming and after several hours at our community pool they all came back to our house.  So I've got all these (nieve) little girls (some NOT so little) running around my house and JUMPING on the trampoline in itty bitty bikinis.  John and I just had to laugh but we were glad that Christopher wasn't home lol.  I told Emily "I can't have all your friends running around here in the summer in bikinis".  She says (with as much teenage angst that she can muster) "why???"  Soooo, I may have to broach the awkward subject with her friends in the future.  Not really wanting to do that but I will if I have to.  I suppose I could casually say "hey guys get your clothes".  What do you guys think?  I remember back (in the day) when Christys'(my sister) friend, Laura would hang out at our house wearing nothing but a bikini with her DD's hangin out. lol  She would spend the day like that.  I remember my mom being annoyed because she had all her sons around lol.  I didn't quite get it then.  I do now...

Espen Lind - Scared Of Heights (Live fra Senkveld)

I figured out how to put the espen lind video from youtube on my blog! Yeahhhhhh!!!!

Blog

Yeah, my blog looks better!  Nothing fancy but I think I like it.  Now I just need a picture of my kids at the beach to replace the one of them on the bench.  It'll have to wait for a trip to Carlsbad!

Six Degrees of Separation

So I'm turning into a bit of a blogging stalker.  I just find it interesting (and addicting) to look at peoples blogs.  The whole blogging thing started for me when I googled an old friends name and found their blog.  So cool!  So then I click on their friends list and their friends friends list and so on...  After a few clicks I find myself on some Moss family blogs.  They end up being distant cousins of mine!  So crazy.  So I continue to click away going through their friends and families list when I see a Mindy and Troy.  No way, could it possibly be Mindy and Troy Mounts?!?  It was!  Mindy is a dear old friend that I have known my entire life.  Mindy, the Moss cousins and the old friend all live in different states and have never met.  I've heard we are all just six people away from eachother.  Well I think if you are lds it's more like 3 or 4 (from other lds people of course).  I wonder who I'll find tomorrow...  

My new favorite song

You can't get the song on ITunes (yet).  So you have to go to his Myspace his name is Espen Lind (he's from Norway) and the song is Scared of heights.  Worth the trouble to listen to.... trust me!